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Here He comes.
The light upon the world.
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Ooh! Ooh! Oh!
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Oh, yeah. He is something else.
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Any last words, Mr. Custer?
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Yeah. I have a gun in my pocket.
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Wit till the very end.
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I do. I have a gun in my inside pocket.
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See? Starr wanted me to kill you.
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Then he shall know my buttocks
as few men ever have.
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Now untie me.
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You jest.
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Well, you're gonna kill me
as soon as this works, right?
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Of course.
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Then let me die on my knees before God.
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You have your guards.
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You have the gun. You have your Messiah.
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Let me die a Christian.
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Not very trusting, are you?
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On your knees, man of God.
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Oh.
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Forgive me. Amen.
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Nothing more?
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No use struggling, Christian.
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I will have Genesis.
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Blessed Almighty!
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Onward, Christian soldiers
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Marching as to war
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With the cross of Jesus
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Going on before
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Christ, the royal master
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Leads against the foe
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No more singing.
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Hey.
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Where are you going
with my briefcase? Hmm?
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Give it back right now, and maybe
I don't beat the snot out of you.
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Small woman, do you know who I am?
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Yeah, you're the creepy skank
who stole our briefcase.
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I have other names.
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Abaddon. Azrael. The Angel of Death.
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What about "Satan's bitch"?
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He's your boss, right?
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Told you to go on up there
and grab Tulip O'Hare?
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Well, you done that part right.
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But the part you did really wrong
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was walk off with something
meant for his old lady friend.
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Madame L'Angelle?
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Your boss made a deal,
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and I'm guessing he's gonna rip
your pretty little head off
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when he hears you screwed up.
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I don't like you.
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You don't have to.
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You just got to brush your teeth
every once in a while
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and give me back the goddamn briefcase.
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I'll be seeing you.
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It's not... It's her, not me.
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Wait. I can't go to Hell!
I am a servant of God!
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Look.
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Listen.
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I don't know
who this O'Hare chick is, okay?
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But I know it ain't her.
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TULIP! TULIP!
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Tulip O'Hare! -It's me, Eugene!
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So long, Tulip.
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What a great surprise!
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Fuck.
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They were dead long before they met me.
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You have to understand,
everyone that comes here is lost.
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They've given up on mortality.
They're seeking something more.
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So I show them
the promise of the vampire life
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before they learn about the reality,
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the torment of our existence.
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You're a bloody mental case.
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I think you actually believe
your own bollocks, don't you?
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Listen to me.
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- I've been listening.
- Cassidy...
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"I kill people to set them free."
That's mental.
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You sound like
you're in a Kevin Spacey movie.
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Only, on top of that, it's a bloody lie.
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You've been killing all these people
for all these years because you like it.
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It gives you power, and it feels good.
So just admit it.
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All right.
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Cassidy, you have to try it.
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The rush. I mean, you would love it.
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We'll do it together. My fondest wish.
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Ever since the first time we met,
I knew I wanted to do this with you.
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They're not drugs, you arsehole.
They're people!
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All them hundreds you killed
were people.
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Lisa... Jesus Christ,
do you remember Lisa?
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- She trusted me.
- They're losers!
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Desperate posers just like you said.
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And if they want to be like us
and play with death,
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fine, let's play.
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- I'm going out there.
- No.
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I'm going out there,
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and I'm gonna tell them
exactly who you are.
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I can't let you do that.
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I won't let you.
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This is what
you've been looking for all along,
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someone to accept you and your flaws.
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Just accept me and mine.
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Please, Cassidy.
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We're this close to happiness.
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I'd rather be sad.
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Go on. Just get it over and done with.
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No.
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It's going to be worse than that.
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Very impressive, Messiah.
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Mission accomplished.
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Bravo, Messiah.
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We did it.
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On your knees.
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You son of a bitch!
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I should make you eat everything
in this goddamn room.
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Your head looks like a dick.
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So I've been told.
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Suits you.
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Well, Starr, I think we're done.
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So if there's nothing else...
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Just the apocalypse.
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Ooh!
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Ooh!
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Left on our own,
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we'll have to stop
the end of the world his way.
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Allfather and the Grail
have infiltrated
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all the nuclear weapon states.
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Their agents wait, poised,
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ready to loose
their nuclear arsenals upon the world
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once they receive
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the signal.
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Give me that old soft shoe,
I said that old soft shoe
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A one, a two
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Two thousand years
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after the Romans nailed
His only begotten son to a cross,
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the Grail, protectors of the bloodline,
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will roll out Jesus' direct descendant.
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Enable missiles.
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Number one enabled.
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- Two enabled.
- Three enabled.
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Go! Go! Go!
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Play me that old soft shoe
and nothing else will do
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That's the dance my darling used to do
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And the world will have their
chance to accept him as their savior...
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Or reject him
and face eternal damnation
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in the coming apocalypse.
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The Grail has already infiltrated
all the nuclear weapon states.
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Missiles will fly.
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And when the music stops,
the unbelievers will burn.
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But the believers will survive
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and follow him
to a new paradise on Earth.
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That is the worst apocalypse plan
I have ever heard.
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I agree.
Allfather was a lunatic.
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You can't kill everyone.
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Just the undesirables.
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Hipsters, Presbyterians,
trade unionists,
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the Danes.
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A few dozen delicately placed,
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low-yield fissile devices
ought to do the trick.
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With you as Messiah,
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we'll have this dung-hole of a planet
buffed back into shape in no time.
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You are obviously
as batshit crazy as Allfather was,
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so I'm gonna make this
as clear as I can.
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For the last time,
I am never gonna be your Messiah.
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Okay. Fine.
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I'll just go to the backup.
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I can't let that happen.
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Don't see there's anything
you can do about it,
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other than to agree to take his place.
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I'll get rid of him.
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You won't. I read your file.
You're not a murderer.
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Not that kind of murderer anyway.
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Be reasonable.
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He may be a moron,
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but he's the 17th-generation progeny
of Christ himself.
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The Grail needs a Messiah.
It's our entire business model!
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Stop!
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I'm sorry, Starr.
You're gonna need a new business.
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I still can't believe it!
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Running into you... like this.
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Yeah. Crazy.
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So you're going to Hell, huh?
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Not if I can help it.
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I always heard you liked to fight...
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and curse... and were...
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promiscuous but I guess
I didn't realize things had
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gotten so far out of hand.
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This is a mistake.
I am not supposed to be going to Hell.
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Oh my gosh! Me too!
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The only place
I'm supposed to be going is off
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this damn bus!
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Ja.
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Not surprised.
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I drove this hölle express
for many years.
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No one ever got off.
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Not without help anyway.
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We don't want your help.
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I wasn't offering it.
I was merely making conversation.
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Ok, well maybe we don't want to have
a conversation with you.
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It's a free country.
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Well silence is golden, so...
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Quiet, woman! You'll...
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Now look what you've done!
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I was telling her! Behave yourself!
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How's your back?
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My advice to you is, just sit tight.
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I don't sit tight.
Sitting tight is not an option.
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She saved your ass back there.
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Please. I was talking my way
out of there just fine.
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And she was on her way to Hell
sooner or later anyway.
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Man, you're a bitch.
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What are you, a Boy Scout?
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So she's gonna eat these? Then what?
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Is that a paw or a hoof or a...
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Pain in the ass is what it is.
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Gonna take a while
to clean out all the what-not.
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You got the souls. I'm out.
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Herr Starr doesn't do well
for long stretches without me.
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Guys! Guys!
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We've all got to get out of here
right now before he gets back.
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He's a bleeding maniac!
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Do you know
what he's done to your mates?
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What he's gonna do to all of youse?
Nobody's flying anywhere.
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Do you know what? I am gonna bolt.
I'm gonna bolt right now.
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Come on. Let's go. Who's coming with me?
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Come on. We should all go right now!
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Come on! What?
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You killed Mr. Hoover.
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Listen to me.
I didn't kill Mr. bloody Hoover.
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I stopped him killing Hoover.
He killed Lisa. He killed Deng.
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He's killed all the others,
and he's gonna kill you, too,
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just so he can flit about
in the bloody sky.
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I mean, God knows what else he can do.
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Listen. Listen. Eccarius is... What?
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Oh, he's standing right behind me.
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Well, my children,
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Cassidy paints quite a vivid portrait.
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Who are we gonna believe?
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This bitter, destructive lost soul
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who we welcomed with open arms?
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In return, he brought the Catholics
right to our very doorstep.
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Hang on. Hang on a minute.
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Or your Lord who loves you,
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who has always and will always love you?
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He loves you? You're his fix.
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Says the junkie who hates you
almost as much as he hates himself.
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All right, I did.
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I said some harsh words
when I first got here.
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- That doesn't... I don't...
- Yes, what exactly
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did Cassidy call us when he arrived?
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"Idiots."
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"Stupid posers."
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An example must be made.
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None of youse touch me!
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There you are, my children.
The true maniac amongst us.
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An example must be made.
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We're innocent...
and we're escaping together.
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That is God's plan...
that is the reason we're here.
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I don't know about that, but...
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Hey.
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Either of you guys got a dime
or, like, a dime-like thing?
260
00:22:44,496 --> 00:22:45,496
Something like this?
261
00:22:46,498 --> 00:22:47,693
Good, Eugene.
262
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,060
See! God has a plan.
263
00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:52,103
Yeah.
264
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,734
I don't like this.
265
00:22:59,411 --> 00:23:01,937
I think we should just be waiting
for Rick to rescue us.
266
00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:03,948
Who the hell is Rick?
267
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:06,575
My Reichsmarschall Rick
from Circuit Works.
268
00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:08,677
He and his SS shock troops should be...
269
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:12,422
He said he was coming.
270
00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:24,235
We're gonna escape down there?
271
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:26,571
Not exactly.
272
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:29,769
Give me one of your buttons.
273
00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:31,836
But I earned these.
274
00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:46,889
What about the girl?
Was she with a preacher,
275
00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:49,593
or did she die alone?
276
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,222
She didn't die at all.
277
00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:53,998
Satan told me to grab her
off the street.
278
00:23:55,901 --> 00:23:57,164
What about the rules?
279
00:23:58,237 --> 00:24:01,264
Don't be a Pollyanna.
Your deformity boy isn't dead either.
280
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:05,703
It's the Wild West, cowboy. God's gone.
281
00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:08,177
There are no rules,
282
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:11,144
not that the old ones
did your wife and kid any good.
283
00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:29,562
I'm gonna drop these in the drive shaft.
284
00:24:30,569 --> 00:24:33,733
The cuffs will anchor the chain
so it can catch on the flange yoke
285
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,570
where the U-joint
meets the differential.
286
00:24:37,843 --> 00:24:39,903
Once the U-joint jams,
287
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,914
then the crown gear will seize,
288
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:44,974
and either one or both of the axles
are gonna lock.
289
00:24:46,051 --> 00:24:48,282
You're gonna
hear this big, loud screech,
290
00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:51,449
and the whole back of the bus,
it's gonna start fishtailing.
291
00:24:51,523 --> 00:24:55,585
We might even flip.
But once we're stopped,
292
00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:57,621
we're gonna have long enough
to make a run for it.
293
00:24:58,864 --> 00:24:59,923
That's it.
294
00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:01,692
How do you know all of this stuff?
295
00:25:02,768 --> 00:25:04,134
Foster care.
296
00:25:04,203 --> 00:25:05,227
Brace yourselves.
297
00:25:06,305 --> 00:25:07,364
Ready?
298
00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:11,767
One, two,
299
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:14,512
three.
300
00:25:41,573 --> 00:25:42,573
Freeze.
301
00:25:43,342 --> 00:25:44,708
Oh!
302
00:25:55,187 --> 00:25:56,450
Humperdee?
303
00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:11,900
Oh!
304
00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:20,641
No! Don't do it!
I need a Messiah, Messiah.
305
00:26:29,855 --> 00:26:31,585
Oh!
306
00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:39,760
Humperdoo.
307
00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:43,768
Whoa.
308
00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:46,037
Oh.
309
00:26:47,673 --> 00:26:49,141
Oh, oh.
310
00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:56,582
Oh!
311
00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:02,618
Humperdoo.
312
00:27:02,688 --> 00:27:03,747
Humperdoo.
313
00:27:05,924 --> 00:27:06,924
Humperdoo.
314
00:27:12,831 --> 00:27:13,831
No!
315
00:27:16,001 --> 00:27:17,970
Custer, you maniac!
316
00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:07,750
Relax.
317
00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:10,955
You don't know what you've done...
318
00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:14,323
Stopped an apocalypse.
Two by the sounds of it.
319
00:28:15,561 --> 00:28:16,893
Not a bad day.
320
00:28:17,729 --> 00:28:19,994
Here's the last
of your "Tom/Brady" cocktail.
321
00:28:22,768 --> 00:28:24,828
Genesis is mine.
322
00:28:25,671 --> 00:28:31,372
So we find ourselves adversaries
once again, Custer.
323
00:28:32,578 --> 00:28:34,342
I've got a date with a mean old lady.
324
00:28:34,913 --> 00:28:36,074
Give her my love.
325
00:28:39,785 --> 00:28:41,048
One more thing.
326
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,749
No more hats.
327
00:29:07,546 --> 00:29:08,605
Stop!
328
00:29:24,730 --> 00:29:26,062
It pains us to do this,
329
00:29:26,832 --> 00:29:30,200
but there's no worse offense
than to betray your own kind.
330
00:29:32,638 --> 00:29:33,638
It's time.
331
00:29:34,539 --> 00:29:35,539
Kevin, the drapes.
332
00:29:46,585 --> 00:29:47,644
That's embarrassing.
333
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:50,255
Should we move him into the light?
334
00:29:50,322 --> 00:29:51,322
No.
335
00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:54,386
We'll let the sun come to him.
336
00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:02,826
Give me time to collect something.
337
00:30:04,603 --> 00:30:05,603
And give Cassidy
338
00:30:06,705 --> 00:30:09,698
more time to reflect.
339
00:30:17,883 --> 00:30:19,852
I'll make a lasagna.
340
00:30:31,029 --> 00:30:32,029
Here's an idea...
341
00:30:33,899 --> 00:30:34,899
We build a bomb.
342
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,696
Rick should be here by now.
343
00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:41,140
I gave him directions.
Where the hell is he?
344
00:30:41,206 --> 00:30:42,206
Shut up!
345
00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:44,134
Hitler, no one is going to save you!
346
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,006
Right, so um...
347
00:30:49,081 --> 00:30:50,447
We build a bomb...
348
00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:52,074
then we put it up against the window.
349
00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:53,184
And the force of it...
350
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,719
window explodes... we jump out.
351
00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:14,205
Where you going?
352
00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:16,398
Build a bomb.
353
00:31:19,344 --> 00:31:21,370
That bitch is crazy!
354
00:31:22,848 --> 00:31:23,848
Yeah.
355
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,014
She's the best.
356
00:31:34,092 --> 00:31:35,212
Fetching, sir.
357
00:31:36,495 --> 00:31:38,361
Especially like the mutton chops.
358
00:31:44,503 --> 00:31:49,567
I feel duty-bound to inform you
of a significant lifestyle change.
359
00:31:50,776 --> 00:31:51,971
I'm a vampire.
360
00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:56,248
But I assure you,
361
00:31:56,314 --> 00:32:00,911
it will have no impact whatsoever on
my job performance or professionalism.
362
00:32:06,391 --> 00:32:07,620
I think it's on backwards.
363
00:32:18,570 --> 00:32:19,629
No, I was wrong.
364
00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:25,308
Son of a whoring bitch!
365
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:43,126
So here's the thing.
366
00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:45,964
I have to go to the bathroom.
367
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:47,965
Be my guest.
368
00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,027
Seriously though.
369
00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:53,571
Go ahead.
370
00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:56,038
You wouldn't be the first person
pissed herself on this ride.
371
00:32:58,210 --> 00:33:01,339
Would I be the first to call you
a dumbass leather skank?
372
00:33:03,682 --> 00:33:05,617
You'd be the first and the last.
373
00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:07,585
What?
374
00:33:08,854 --> 00:33:09,913
Huh?
375
00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,650
Yeah, you better look away.
376
00:33:14,459 --> 00:33:15,984
I ain't scared of him.
377
00:33:17,229 --> 00:33:18,229
Not anymore.
378
00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:21,698
Not since a preacher I know
pretty much beat his sorry ass.
379
00:33:23,068 --> 00:33:25,594
No wonder they made you
errand boy after that mess.
380
00:33:26,204 --> 00:33:27,866
I'm no one's errand boy.
381
00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:31,306
Bus ride babysitting?
382
00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:34,480
Sounds like errand-boy shit to me.
383
00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:39,716
I'm surprised they didn't just make him
Satan's ass-wiper.
384
00:33:53,965 --> 00:33:54,965
Whatever she did...
385
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:57,025
Mr. Saint... I'm sure she is very sorry.
386
00:34:01,806 --> 00:34:02,806
He's right.
387
00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:04,708
I...
388
00:34:05,243 --> 00:34:07,803
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have called you
an errand boy.
389
00:34:09,247 --> 00:34:11,375
I should've called you an errand bitch.
390
00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:17,288
Did it work?
391
00:34:20,458 --> 00:34:21,517
You built a bomb.
392
00:34:24,162 --> 00:34:25,162
Sun...
393
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:36,841
They want to be vampires
and change the world,
394
00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:41,039
but try getting them
to pick up after themselves...
395
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,379
Could I trouble you for a beverage?
396
00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:47,378
I got... I got an awful throat
on me here.
397
00:34:47,485 --> 00:34:48,612
Energy drink?
398
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:51,383
Oh, yeah. Go on.
I could do with a caffeine bump.
399
00:34:51,456 --> 00:34:53,391
I've been napping
through me own crucifixion.
400
00:34:57,262 --> 00:34:58,286
Thank you.
401
00:34:59,297 --> 00:35:04,292
Oh, Mr. Cassidy. Handsome and funny,
and they all look up to you.
402
00:35:05,670 --> 00:35:08,765
Too bad you turned out
to be such a rotten piece of shit.
403
00:35:10,075 --> 00:35:12,476
Christ, you can never be
too sure about people, huh?
404
00:35:12,577 --> 00:35:17,515
And now here you nailed
to a pool table with tent stakes.
405
00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:21,215
It's just so disheartening, Mr. Cassidy.
406
00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:23,244
I feel the same.
407
00:35:23,688 --> 00:35:26,419
Well, hopefully, you'll burn quick.
408
00:35:26,825 --> 00:35:30,057
Although I doubt it
with all these soda spills.
409
00:35:32,697 --> 00:35:33,790
Mrs. Rosen?
410
00:35:36,334 --> 00:35:38,599
You've been very kind to me, you know?
411
00:35:39,337 --> 00:35:41,272
Like me dear old Granny B used to be.
412
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:43,608
God rest her soul.
413
00:35:48,013 --> 00:35:51,506
Can I be greedy and ask
for one small act of kindness?
414
00:35:51,616 --> 00:35:53,812
I won't let you go, Mr. Cassidy.
415
00:35:53,918 --> 00:35:55,614
No, no, no, of course not.
416
00:35:57,355 --> 00:36:01,087
Just one last request
for a vampire condemned.
417
00:36:02,293 --> 00:36:03,693
You know the flown children?
418
00:36:04,562 --> 00:36:06,190
You have all their numbers, right?
419
00:36:06,731 --> 00:36:10,566
Right? Lisa, she's in Poland.
420
00:36:11,136 --> 00:36:12,502
You just call her up.
421
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,336
Tell her I'm sorry. All right?
422
00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:28,846
Okay so, we're going
about 40 miles per hour,
423
00:36:28,953 --> 00:36:31,479
but there's a grass shoulder,
so when we break the window,
424
00:36:31,556 --> 00:36:32,888
we're gonna go out feet first.
425
00:36:32,991 --> 00:36:35,631
You've got to jump as far away
from the side of the bus as possible
426
00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:36,957
so you don't get run over.
427
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:40,961
Stabbed in the back again,
just like 1918.
428
00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:42,899
When you're in the air,
429
00:36:43,001 --> 00:36:44,299
you're gonna tuck your body
430
00:36:44,369 --> 00:36:46,668
like you're doing a cannonball
into a swimming pool.
431
00:36:46,738 --> 00:36:49,071
Do not break your fall
with your arms, okay?
432
00:36:49,741 --> 00:36:52,734
Once you feel the ground,
you're gonna roll, roll...
433
00:36:52,844 --> 00:36:53,884
Get out of my way!
434
00:36:57,182 --> 00:36:59,617
Auf Wiedersehen, suckers!
435
00:38:40,418 --> 00:38:43,877
I was having the most wonderful dream.
436
00:38:44,722 --> 00:38:45,951
That's nice.
437
00:38:48,293 --> 00:38:49,886
Jody's not back yet,
438
00:38:52,463 --> 00:38:54,625
and there's no word from Lil' Jesse.
439
00:38:55,133 --> 00:38:56,431
Jesse will be here.
440
00:38:57,669 --> 00:38:58,728
He'll come back.
441
00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:01,670
He gave me his word.
442
00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:04,867
And you believe him, Miss Marie?
443
00:39:05,210 --> 00:39:08,442
Well, of course, I do.
He's coming to kill me.
444
00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:16,381
Thanks, fellows.
445
00:39:19,657 --> 00:39:21,057
Back to work.